I wants to meet single women!

- but they don’t wants to meet me, 29, san dimas

I know, who in Los Angeles isn’t an actor… but I am also a musician, that has to count for something. I can serenade you if you’re lucky

- another unemployed ugly, 30, los angeles

Here is a poem I wrote to get into USC Grad school but it actually describes me pretty well

- dj lame, 29, los angeles

If I’m to be honest, I must confess that I don’t have much experience with women.

- potentially experienced with men, 28, los angeles

Hmmm – well you name it, and I’m willing to try it My activities currently revolve around diving, yoga, working out, and training for marathons and sprint distance triathlons On times where I am cooling off – I can get lost surfing the internet for hours. Just like any other dude

- michael phelps without the medals, 31, los angeles

If you are the one hit me up. Else there are tonnes of other guys out there. Have fun!

- still waiting!, los angeles, 25

Seriously smart and cool people only. High standards here.

- wearing a studded bracelet in his photoshopped headshot, 26, north hollywood

I’m looking for a girl that really … Doesn’t everyone love the same stuff???

- looking for anyone really, 26, north hollywood

I’m tall, dark…and the other thing?

- all of the above, 29, los angeles

Well damn, I didn’t realize I was going to have an existential crisis while trying to fill out an OK Cupid profile…

- weepy philosophy major, 27, los angeles