loud and lonely
I wants to meet single women!
- but they don’t wants to meet me, 29, san dimas
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Tags: bad grammar, might be violent, run for the hills
do you do bar mitzvahs?
I know, who in Los Angeles isn’t an actor… but I am also a musician, that has to count for something. I can serenade you if you’re lucky
- another unemployed ugly, 30, los angeles
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Tags: boring as oatmeal, delusions of grandeur, eww, run for the hills, STFU
convoluted and full of sh-t?
Here is a poem I wrote to get into USC Grad school but it actually describes me pretty well
- dj lame, 29, los angeles
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Tags: bad grammar, boring as oatmeal, delusions of grandeur, eww, not a poet and doesn't know it, pretentious, STFU, ugh
sweaty hands alert.
If I’m to be honest, I must confess that I don’t have much experience with women.
- potentially experienced with men, 28, los angeles
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Tags: at least he's honest, fat, might be a pedophile, might be a scam artist, might be gay, might be violent, nerd
stop smiling at me
Hmmm – well you name it, and I’m willing to try it
My activities currently revolve around diving, yoga, working out, and training for marathons and sprint distance triathlons
- michael phelps without the medals, 31, los angeles
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Tags: boring as oatmeal, f-cking emoticons..., santa monica, ugh
ooh ooh, pick me, pick me
If you are the one hit me up. Else there are tonnes of other guys out there. Have fun!
- still waiting!, los angeles, 25
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Tags: STFU, too demanding
liar!
Seriously smart and cool people only. High standards here.
- wearing a studded bracelet in his photoshopped headshot, 26, north hollywood
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Tags: delusions of grandeur, might be gay, phony photo, possibly nursing a fetish
you are different stuff.
I’m looking for a girl that really … Doesn’t everyone love the same stuff???
- looking for anyone really, 26, north hollywood
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Tags: nerd, sadly indecisive, unintentionally pathetic
annoying? lame? an ass?
I’m tall, dark…and the other thing?
- all of the above, 29, los angeles
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Tags: delusions of grandeur, douche, f-cking emoticons...
cheer up, holmes
Well damn, I didn’t realize I was going to have an existential crisis while trying to fill out an OK Cupid profile…
- weepy philosophy major, 27, los angeles
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Tags: sadly indecisive, ugh
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